North Pole midget meltdown ScottNews is reporting chaos at the North Pole after an African-American midget completely lost his holly-jolly composure following what officials are calling “an extremely stupid comment made by someone who should’ve known better.” According to witnesses, the dwarf — a hardworking, respected toy technician with perfect attendance initially tried to take the high road when someone made an offensive remark about his appearance and North Pole tan. He reportedly turned hi