Wait… everything evolves into crabs? Welcome to carcinisation — the theory that everything (well, almost everything) eventually evolves into a crab. It’s real. It’s weird. And yes, we got there after confusing Cory Doctorow with Cory Haim and insulting each other mid-sentence. This is from the episode *Clash to Crabs: The Science of Ending Side A*, where evolution, music, and pub-level insults collide in glorious fashion. Are crabs the final form of life? #beatmotel #musicpodcast #ramblingmorons